I do not make New Years resolutions. Because I fail all of them by Jan 2nd. Seriously.
But really, I don't "get" the whole let's-make-major-changes-in-our-lives-starting-on-Jan-1st. If you want to make a change for the better, why wait until Jan 1st??? Start it on Feb 17th, or May 8th, or August 23rd. Don't reserve making big, life altering changes for New Years... If it's important to you, start it right NOW.
Anyway... Here are some tongue-in-cheek "resolutions" for Catholics... New Year's resolutions for Catholics.
(But it's good for all church go-ers, not just Catholics)